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k-aliforniateens:

The boys with Dave Days

lovelukeforever:

noooooo i don’t want a kiss omg i love that beanie 

mydrunkkitchen:

Dedicated to everyone who subscribed and helped me get to one million! You all to be cuddly and warm like pajamas. #kara1z

This is a song about pajamas: http://bandcamp.com/harto
OR iTunes (momentarily)

THANK YOU, DAVE DAYS!!! Check him out and tell him that he is great and talented! http://youtube.com/davedays

LYRICS FOR FULL SONG:

This is a song about pajamas.

yes onesies are pajamas 

you wear them daily 

and that’s fine by me 

you’re the 1Z 4ME 

i’m ready to get to the root of this 

don’t wanna vegetate that’s ludicrous 

don’t mean to agitate ya 

but it’s in ya nature 

and like a good pupil 

I’m studious 

see carrots are good for you vision 

so I grade you at Vitamin A 

and I’ll be patiently waiting 

while haters be hating 

beatboxin those toxins away 

i’m around if things start to get dicey 

nutrition don’t have to be pricey 

don’t grin and bear it, baby i’m your carrot 

not be a good bunny 

speak nicely? 

YOU’RE THE 1Z 4 ME 

took so long for me to see that 

you’re the 1Z 

took so long for me to see that 

you’re the 1Z 

feeling so alone (so alone) 

now i finally see (finally see) 

YOU’RE THE 1Z 4 ME 

this flow will go bananas so you know 

that i gotta split 

got my suckers on you giving hugs 

like a giant squid 

got a beet so sweet the taste can barely be 

digested 

if you don’t know where i go 

lemme repeat what i just said 

being a survivor 

just takes a little fiber 

be a striver not a lifer 

be a driver not a diver 

be a grower and a shower 

don’t go lower barely know’er 

don’t go backwards just move forwards 

so when i double tap i know that you like it 

when i do this rap i’m a carrot not a white kid 

we’re not here to brood it’s the mood that we lighten 

we’re not going viral going fungal like a lichen 

like a lichen 

YOU’RE THE 1Z 4 ME 

took so long for me to see that 

you’re the 1Z 

took so long for me to see that 

you’re the 1Z 

feeling so alone (so alone) 

now i finally see (finally see) 

YOU’RE THE 1Z 4 ME 

carrots are truly divine 

the taste is sweeter than wine 

when you hit the scene with beta carotene 

hello 

you’ll be looking so fine 

carrots have a green stem… 

…could be a butch or a femme… 

you see carrots are orange… 

…and that is…so…str….or…ange? 

(what rhymes with orange?) 

YOU’RE THE 1Z 4 ME 

took so long for me to see that 

you’re the 1Z 

took so long for me to see that 

you’re the 1Z 

feeling so alone (so alone) 

now i finally see (finally see) 

YOU’RE THE 1Z 4 ME 

i’ll be your little rabbit 

i’ll be your best habit 

you know nuns wear habits 

i wonder if a habit is technically a onesie…

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This is a very emotional and wonderful time. 

Love,

Hannah

jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

(via holly-r5-5sos)

dirtbagash:

she’s 17 i told her i’m 13 from mexico

(via makeverymomentperfect)

lzbth:

this is my favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

(Source: cousteu, via radicalmara)

Interviewer: Would you rather pee yourself on stage or on a date with a girl you really like?
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